Tetris pieces11/13/2023 ![]() ![]() On an open field, the Square Block can be correctly placed almost anywhere - in either corner to build towards a four-line clear, or somewhere in the middle to begin a pyramid at ultra-high levels of play. The Square Block is a dependable, reliable foundation for early-game Tetris, as well as a useful reset tool for managing mistakes mid/late-game. The J Block maintains all of the L Block’s usefulness and shortcomings, although it does improve on the original design slightly by representing the first letter of my name - this can be said of no other tetromino. #4: The J BlockĪs was the case with the S and Z Blocks, the J and L Blocks share a close, complicated relationship, not unlike that of popular vocaloids Kagamine Rin and Kagamine Len. The L Block’s favorite film is Three Men and a Baby. Still, the L Block can either provide vital closure in most scenarios, or create surfaces for S and Z Blocks to cleanly fit onto. Its primary weakness is in situations where it cannot be place horizontally without covering empty space, or when building vertically is a risky endeavor. #5: The L BlockĬapable of filling a divot while simultaneously providing three lateral blocks for the line above, the L Block is a highly useful mid-game piece vital to the production of clean Tetris combos. Therefore, despite having the same utility problems as the S Block, and despite its troubling opinions on the importance of funding public libraries, the Z Block ranks slightly higher than its reversed sibling. The letter z is way cooler than the letter s, as evidenced by Dragon Ball Z, the coolest thing ever. The Z Block has all of the same gameplay problems as the S Block, only facing the other direction, and this makes more of a difference than one might assume at first glance. It’s also a devout contrarian on Twitter, and thinks that poor video games are primarily the result of developer laziness, so it obviously belongs at the bottom of the list. While seasoned Tetris players can force the S Block into usefulness, the block itself provides no true flat surfaces, making it the most finicky tetromino to utilize properly. Peer review is the backbone of all scientific research, after all. ![]() If you feel that any of these conclusions were arrived at in error, please share your thoughts in the comment section below. ![]() Through a system that is in no way arbitrary or riddled with personal bias, each of the seven tetrominoes present in Tetris Effect and its ilk have been graded, analyzed, re-graded, re-analyzed, and then graded one more time for good measure, resulting in the list you are about to read. The best way to do that, of course, is by ranking each block based on its usefulness and personality, as determined by me, Known Tetris Expert Jordan Mallory™. After a lifetime of suffering at the hands of certain blocks, and waiting frantically for the saving grace of certain other blocks, I’ve decided that it’s time to finally put each Tetris piece (or tetromino) in its place. ![]()
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